February 2012
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Yes.
Doctor: Is there any chance you could be pregnant?
Me: No.
Doctor: Are you taking birth control pills?
Me: No.
Doctor: Do you use condoms?
Me: Nope.
Doctor (beginning to look concerned): Is there a medical reason you can't become pregnant?
Me: Not that I'm aware of.
Doctor (looking even more concerned, now speaking in a condescending tone): Then how do you know there's no chance of pregnancy?
Me: Last I checked, my female partner would have a hard time pulling that off.
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
Claire: DRAGON!? FUCK THAT SHIT I PRETEND I'M DANNY PHANTOM
woah, I lost 3 followers
guess they can’t handle my swag
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I will never not love Razia’s Shadow.
And I will never get tired of listening to it.
Not matter what.
I JUST LOVE DR. HORRIBLE SO MUCH OK
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my english professor is perfect.
professor: so yeah, in the third story we go back to Rape Town
professor: you don't want to go there
professor: ever
professor: the weather's nice, though
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if you be havin zombies i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but a witch ain’t one
